Welcome to the 18th thread of our Ban the User Above You game! In this game, you come up with a clever, creative, or humorous reason to ban the user that posted above you. For instance:

Ban the User Above Me for not existing.

Banned for banning someone who doesn't exist.

Banned for banning someone for banning someone who doesn't exist.

Banned for banning someone for banning someone for banning a person who doesn't exist.

Banned because this chain is getting old.

1. No replying several times in a row (i.e. no banning yourself)
2. No banning for no reason (eg. "Banned because I say so")
3. No ridiculing other users
4. No spamming signatures
5. No repeating the same ban
6. No false assumptions (If you aren't sure about something then don't say it)
7. Just have fun