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So SC had recently released a commercial involving a Sniper Tower. Here's my take of how it'd go in the real game.

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Setting: A couple of Sniper Towers that have good contact with each other.

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A Sniper: "Looks like that Gunboat is aiming right at us."
Another Sniper: "Don't be ridiculous, destroying this Sniper Tower would provide no strategic advantage."

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A barrage begins from the Gunboat, and destroys the first Sniper Tower completely.

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People on Gunboat: "I stand corrected Commander. It is super fun to destroy something that provides us with no strategic advantage. Let's head home."

And with that they head home (i.e. retreat). :D

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